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Author: fialleril
Rating: PG-13 (Hold the fuck up. On a Saturday?)
Genre: Humor/Gen *gasp* ain’t that interesting?
Word count: 1,286
Summary: Fill for the kink meme prompt:
Sherlock in a sex shop.
Why read it: Because it’s freaking hilarious.
Sherlock, if he ever even knew to begin with, has obviously deleted everything he’s learned about the more… nontraditional aspects of sex. That’s OK though. What’s the point of investigating something you already know?
Give this a shot people, I promise you’ll at least crack a smile. And you can’t leave John to suffer through this by himself, he’s getting a bit desperate.
Friday: Fanart and a Fic
Artist: Middletone
Fic/Author: Of Snow and Giraffes and Fat Gits Called Mycroft by Moony
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humor
Word count: 2,988
Summary: A well-timed blizzard, sibling rivalry, and Sherlock-in-a-box. I don’t even know.
Why read it: Because Sherlock’s reaction to his brother coming over is something akin to this baby eating a lemon.
The combination of childish!Sherlock and meddling!Mycroft has never failed to amuse me, especially when John is forced to use all of his army training to stop himself from cutting a bitch. Trust me, it’s a fun read.
The Adoption of John Watson Holmes
Author: cyerus
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor/Gen
Word count: 2,949
Summary: Mummy thinks that John Watson is so good for Sherlock that she must endeavor to make sure he stays with her son. If that means she has to force-adopt the man, then so be it. Mycroft is smug. Sherlock is horrified. John is devious.
Why read it: This fic is currently my favorite things in the universe. It is one of those infinitely quotable, hilarious fics that will have you awkwardly muffling giggles so as not to attract the attention of those around you.
In essence, grumpy John + mortified Sherlock + the terrifying power of Mummy Holmes =
Author: lbmisscharlie
Rating: NC-17
Genre: PWP/Humor
Word count: 4,335
Summary: Fill for the kink meme prompt:
AU: John and Sherlock meet in a seedy studio for a bit of gay-for-pay amateur porn. John is doing it because he genuinely, desperately needs money and he’d heard an old army buddy say it paid well for almost nothing; Sherlock’s doing it for a case, of course.
Why read it: OK, as odd as it’s going to sound from reading the prompt, this fic is adorable and pretty freaking amusing. John and Sherlock’s characterizations seem spot on, and despite the fact that both are doing this for reasons other than fun, they both manage to get some enjoyment out of it *winks*
I especially love the fact that Sherlock goes in for information on a case, fully intending to pay more attention to the cameraman instead of John, and John’s just like:
But Love Is A Voice On The Wind
Author: Snow
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Romance/Humor
Word count: 1,832
Summary: From the prompt:
Sherlock keeps getting texts from Mycroft with tips on wooing John.
Why read it: Mycroft Holmes is many things: dapper, brilliant, influential, and — most of all — creepy. With an army of minions and uncountable recording devices, Mycroft is probably the most efficient busybody in all of Britain.
Of course, when Sherlock discovers that his brother is using all of this power in order to get him laid, he can only react one way —
