

Author: fialleril
Rating: PG-13 (Hold the fuck up. On a Saturday?)
Genre: Humor/Gen *gasp* ain’t that interesting?
Word count: 1,286
Summary: Fill for the kink meme prompt:
Sherlock in a sex shop.
Why read it: Because it’s freaking hilarious.
Sherlock, if he ever even knew to begin with, has obviously deleted everything he’s learned about the more… nontraditional aspects of sex. That’s OK though. What’s the point of investigating something you already know?
Give this a shot people, I promise you’ll at least crack a smile. And you can’t leave John to suffer through this by himself, he’s getting a bit desperate.

Sherlock,… Oh god. Just started reading it and I’m cracking up. Definitely recommend for humor.
Sherlock,… I’m dead.