

The Adoption of John Watson Holmes
Author: cyerus
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor/Gen
Word count: 2,949
Summary: Mummy thinks that John Watson is so good for Sherlock that she must endeavor to make sure he stays with her son. If that means she has to force-adopt the man, then so be it. Mycroft is smug. Sherlock is horrified. John is devious.
Why read it: This fic is currently my favorite things in the universe. It is one of those infinitely quotable, hilarious fics that will have you awkwardly muffling giggles so as not to attract the attention of those around you.
In essence, grumpy John + mortified Sherlock + the terrifying power of Mummy Holmes =

much win. Egad, all...awards Mrs. Holmes, ALL OF THEM.
OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO MUCH BETTER THAN I COULD HAVE POSSIBLY EXPECTED.
My reaction while/after reading this fic: Seriously, it’s amazing. Go...it. Now What...
LMAO LMAO PFFFFT
PFFFFT JOHN YOU ARE A GENIUS