

Author: perevision
Rating: NC-17 (overall)
Genre: Romance/Humor
Word count: 21,562
Summary: Fill for the kink meme prompt:
Sherlock is bored. BORED. Things are looking grim for Mrs. Hudson’s wall. John devises a Scavenger Hunt. But not just any scavenger hunt. The clues are all from pop culture, films and crap telly. All the things Sherlock knows nothing about. It’s going to kill him to clutter up his hard drive with all this useless drivel. Even if he will delete it all later.
Why would Sherlock even go through this? The prize…is John.
Why read it: OH MY FUCKING GOD. The Prompt doesn’t do this fic justice. It’s really hard to convey how good this is without giving spoilers. I’m just going to have to do another gif story, aren’t I?
OK, so there are no cases at the moment, and Sherlock’s just like:

and starts picking on John for entertainment.
BAMF!John mode activates:

Of course, dipshit!Sherlock is still all “la la la, things are fine, and John is a snuggly mofo.”
In response…
1) John on the outside:

2) John on the inside:

Let the motherfucking game begin.
Oh poor Sherlock. Take heart though:

Notes: Thanks to Amy for submitting this! And be sure to take a look at the pictures linked to the story. They add a wonderful layer of realism to an already fantastic story.
I kept skipping past...fic, but now I’ve read it I want
Oh, I am so reading this right the fuck now.