

Author: ImpishTubist
Rating: G
Genre: Gen/Humor
Word count: 1,177
Summary: Killer Christmas trees. Possessed mannequins. Spaceships falling from the sky. Over the course of three mornings in 2007, John Watson begins to suspect that perhaps spending Christmas in London isn’t the best of ideas.
Why read it: First of all, if you understand this reference:

Then you have no choice but to read this fic. Also, there is gratuitous confused!John in this fic, which is about as adorable as puppies in Santa hats.