Rating: NC-17 (Warning: Non-con)
Word count: 15,000
Summary: Sherlock has become obsessed with his flatmate. Hypnotizing John to let Sherlock do what he likes seems the logical solution.
Why read it: Have you ever read one of those fics that has you yelling at your screen? No? Well you’re about to. (If you choose to read this fic, that is…)
Given the summary, I knew where this fic was going from the very beginning, but that didn’t stop me from frantically shouting at Sherlock the entire time.
When he started to get bit-not-good ideas in his head:
When he decided that there would be absolutely no consequences for his actions:
When things went too far:
That being said, this is a fic that will have you cursing like Martin Freeman on a bad day. Loudly, explicitly, and creatively. It’s a real punch to the emotions and if that’s your thing, give it a read.
Word count: 77,400
Summary: Written for the prompt:
There’s a case at a secondary school/University, some series of threats or string of bizarre murders that has the entire campus shaken. In the course of the investigation, Sherlock and John meet two students. One is well liked if not popular, athletic, intelligent without showing off, involved only because they were close to a victim or witnessed something important. The other is a loner with no regard for social norms, an insufferable genius, always in the chem lab, and involved because everyone, including teachers/professors, think they’re behind everything.
Sherlock and John are responsible for these two meeting. And, because they both want to help with the investigation, they get to watch them become friends and fall a little in love. And that makes them feel things about themselves that they’ve been working very hard to not feel, thank you.
Why read it: I know you’ve got things to do — I do too — but once you start reading this fic be prepared to look out your window some time later and see the sunrise. The horrible, judgmental sunrise that always informs you of your poor life choices.
Then be prepared to not give a fuck because you’ve just read an awesome fic probably didn’t want to write that paper anyway.
Word count: 15,100
Summary: It’s never felt like this before, like wanting to say, “I’d rather not, but if you wanted, I’d get on my knees for you.” Because John is a dom, and Sherlock is a dom, and John wants him anyways. Except, one of these things is not quite true.
Why read it: This was an interesting verse to read. In an AU in which everyone is either submissive or Dominant, Sherlock has difficulties forming relationships with anyone. Most people assume he’s a Dom, and he’s constantly being hit on by either subs or switches.
Unfortunately, forming a relationship with a Dom has always involved putting his personal life before his cases, which is something that Sherlock is just not willing to do.
Notes: This fic has two prequels, You Need Someone (But It Wont Be Me) and It’s Easy To Trust Someone Who Can’t Break You. Both of these are Lestrade/Sherlock, although the second deals more with Sherlock and John’s progressing relationship. I would really encourage everyone to read these before reading the final fic.
This verse was found for the request: “haven’t read any good BDSM fic lately. Dear Jumper & Scarf, please will you fix it for me to give me some good porn to read” There’s not much porn, dear, but I hope it helps.
Word count: 12,871
Summary: Sorcerer!Sherlock sets out to trap himself a pet dragon. Said dragon turns out to be far more interesting than he initially anticipated.
Why read it: Cause John Watson is a motherfucking dragon!!! As far as I’m concerned, that’s head canon. Come on, it makes sense. We always knew he was part reptile anyway.
I just love the way this author portrays John as completely not human, but still the John we know and love. Except carnivorous.
Notes: This fic has a lot of warnings attached to it, so be sure to read them all. Personally though, I didn’t find it as dark as the the warnings indicate it would be. It was actually humorous at times. Let me stress however, that that’s my PERSONAL opinion.
Friday: Fanart and a Fic
Word count: 22,184
Summary: On 1st January, 1920, John Watson meets Sherlock Holmes.
There is a crater in the middle of Europe, and John Watson had been pulled out of it alive.
Why read it: JAZZ AGE AU!!!
I can not tell you how much I love the idea of Sherlock in the 20’s. The author does an amazing job keeping the fic remarkably similar to the show, while still managing to avoid any anachronisms that might be tempted to sneak in. Oh, and her depiction of Sherlock playing the violin?
I could read that for-fucking-ever.
Word count: 2,949
Summary: Mummy thinks that John Watson is so good for Sherlock that she must endeavor to make sure he stays with her son. If that means she has to force-adopt the man, then so be it. Mycroft is smug. Sherlock is horrified. John is devious.
Why read it: This fic is currently my favorite things in the universe. It is one of those infinitely quotable, hilarious fics that will have you awkwardly muffling giggles so as not to attract the attention of those around you.
In essence, grumpy John + mortified Sherlock + the terrifying power of Mummy Holmes =
Word count: 1,500
Summary: Sleeping together and sleeping together are not the same thing at all.
Why read it: Hello, followers! Are you ready for the beloved fanfic trope of two men, one hotel bed?
Oh yes you are! Too bad the bed-sharing is entirely platonic… at first.
Honestly, you can’t claim to be a true fangirl until you’ve read at least nine “for some reason we are forced to sleep in the same bed/soft piece of ground/whatever” fics. It’s just a rite of passage.
Genre: AU/Magical Realism/Angst
Word count: 7,923
Summary: John is an army bomb detection dog who has been turned into a human.
Why read it: This fic succeeds in evoking an interesting combination of emotions. On one hand, there is the joy you feel when John uses his doggy senses to be a BAMF.
On the other hand, be prepared to board the angst train when you realize how much suffering John’s transformation causes him.
There’s also a good dose of helpful, caring Mycroft for anyone who has a soft spot for everyone’s favorite minor government official.
Author: Jupiter Ash
Word count: Over 100,000 (Clear your schedules, ladies and gents)
Summary: Porn, plot and tennis. Also swearing and some French. AU where Sherlock and John are professional tennis players. (no really)
Why read it: This is a life-consuming, time-killing monster of a fic, but it is completely and utterly worth it. There is humor, angst, porn, and action — just like you would expect from the show (you know, minus the porn, but a girl can dream).
Trust me. People will try to pull you away from your computer saying crazy things like, “Why don’t you socialize with us?” or “You haven’t left the room in nine days,” or “Your eyes are bleeding.”
But as they struggle to rip that laptop from your desperate, pale hands, imploring you to stop, you shall shout hysterically in return:
Word count: 1,237
Summary: From the kink!meme prompt:
Old!Sherlock is diagnosed with dementia. As his memory loss progresses, he writes little reminders and puts them up everywhere—reminders on pretty much anything, from the day’s errands to observations or random facts to memories.
Why read it:
OH GOD. HOW CAN 1,237 WORDS MAKE ME CRY??? THIS IS WHY SCARF READS ALL THE ANGSTY FICS. IT SHOULD NOT BE POSSIBLE FOR SOMETHING TO BE THIS BEAUTIFUL AND HEARTBREAKING AT ONCE.
Notes: This was found because a couple people made specific requests for it. GODDAMN YOU. I WOULDN’T HAVE READ THIS IF IT WEREN’T FOR YOU. NOW MY MAKEUP IS ALL OVER MY FACE AND MY FEELINGS ARE DYING.